But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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