my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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