Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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