You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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