can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.