everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"