This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
