Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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