i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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