He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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