Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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You ate ashes out of my bong
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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