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(770): View more from Georgia

I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?

(1-706): View more from Georgia

You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later

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(330): View more from Ohio

If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?

(1-330): View more from Ohio

Nah

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