She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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