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• (912): View more from Georgia

  if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time

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• (510): View more from California

  I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron

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• (801): View more from Utah

  When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.

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• (925): View more from California

  skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship

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