you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
