So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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