she is the kim kardashian of front butts
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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