I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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