how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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