I don't think brook has ever known best
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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