dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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