idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Can you bring me the toilet please
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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