i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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