We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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