Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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