it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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