Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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