So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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