We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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