At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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