whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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