Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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