Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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