But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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