So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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