He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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