so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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