how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.