Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though