And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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