I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
