are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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