Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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