Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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