So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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