Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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