I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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