If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?