Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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