I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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