i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.