was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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