we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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