Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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