dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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