Plan B is the new Plan A
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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