You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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