Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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