Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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