You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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