Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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