i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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